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| − | "I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
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| − | "What are you celebrating?" he asked.
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| − | "For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
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| − | "Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
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| − | "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
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| − | "How did it happen?"
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| − | "I switched cocks."
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| − | "What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
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