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Sammael: Changed protection level for "Talk:Skills" [edit=autoconfirmed:move=autoconfirmed]

2008-09-07T13:16:52Z

Changed protection level for "Talk:Skills" [edit=autoconfirmed:move=autoconfirmed]

Sammael: spam clean

2007-02-24T23:20:00Z

spam clean

83.23.207.130: Programming too long

2007-02-24T10:25:51Z

Programming too long

61.11.120.104: Im celebrating

2007-02-24T06:21:07Z

Im celebrating

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While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."

"How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

*>>>>>>>>*
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−	~~You've been programming too long when:~~	+
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−	~~- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".~~
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−	~~- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.~~
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−	~~- When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.~~
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−	~~- When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.~~
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−	~~- When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"~~
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−	~~- When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.~~
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−	~~- When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.~~
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−	~~- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.~~
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−	~~- When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.~~
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−	~~interesting sites~~
−	~~<a href=http://insuranceauto.d3ald.info/auto-dashers-insurance.html>auto dashers insurance</a>~~
−	~~<a href=http://insurance.h3tlh.info/haggerty-auto-insurance.html>haggerty auto insurance</a>~~
−	~~<a href=http://auto.d3ald.info/auto-club-insurance.html>auto club insurance</a>~~

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-While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
+You've been programming too long when:
-"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
+- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
-"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
+- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
-"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
+- When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
-"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
+- When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
-"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
+- When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
-"How did it happen?"
+- When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
-"I switched cocks."
+- When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
-"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
+- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
-*>>>>>>>>*
-<a href=http://insurances.e3wle.info/auto-insurance-price.html>auto insurance price</a>
+interesting sites
-<a href=http://autoinsurance.h3tlh.info/and-auto-insurance.html>and auto insurance</a>
+<a href=http://insuranceauto.d3ald.info/auto-dashers-insurance.html>auto dashers insurance</a>