Difference between revisions of "User:Antioch"
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− | Born on March 15, 1980, the younger brother to 5 domineering sisters, Antioch (real name Mark Gonzales) started having strange urges directed towards other boys at an early age. When he is not maging, he spends his time tendering his garden or shagging the family pet bull (yes both are homosexuals). Getting pregnant is the ultimate dream of the valiant mage. | + | Born on March 15, 1980, the younger brother to 5 domineering sisters, Antioch (real name Mark Gonzales) started having strange urges directed towards other boys at an early age. When he is not maging, he spends his time tendering his garden or shagging the family pet bull (yes both are homosexuals). Getting pregnant is the ultimate dream of the valiant mage. He often fantasies himself getting laid and pwn by dozens of sweaty men, hence his maiden name gamcock. |
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Antioch has been a part of (and quit mid-round on) most of the major guilds spanning am-tr years. Now after realizing playing mass RD gets extremely boring extremely quickly, (s)he spends his/her time flaming n00bs on the ubb as well as contructing elaborate guild mythologies. | Antioch has been a part of (and quit mid-round on) most of the major guilds spanning am-tr years. Now after realizing playing mass RD gets extremely boring extremely quickly, (s)he spends his/her time flaming n00bs on the ubb as well as contructing elaborate guild mythologies. |
Latest revision as of 17:59, 5 February 2006
Born on March 15, 1980, the younger brother to 5 domineering sisters, Antioch (real name Mark Gonzales) started having strange urges directed towards other boys at an early age. When he is not maging, he spends his time tendering his garden or shagging the family pet bull (yes both are homosexuals). Getting pregnant is the ultimate dream of the valiant mage. He often fantasies himself getting laid and pwn by dozens of sweaty men, hence his maiden name gamcock.
Antioch has been a part of (and quit mid-round on) most of the major guilds spanning am-tr years. Now after realizing playing mass RD gets extremely boring extremely quickly, (s)he spends his/her time flaming n00bs on the ubb as well as contructing elaborate guild mythologies.