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While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
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You've been programming too long when:
 
   
 
   
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"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.  
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- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".  
 
   
 
   
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"What are you celebrating?" he asked.  
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- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.  
 
   
 
   
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"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"  
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- When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
 
   
 
   
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"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.  
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- When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.  
 
   
 
   
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"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."  
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- When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"  
 
   
 
   
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"How did it happen?"
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- When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
 
   
 
   
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"I switched cocks."
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- When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.  
 
   
 
   
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"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.  
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- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.  
 
   
 
   
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- When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
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Revision as of 10:25, 24 February 2007

You've been programming too long when:

- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

- When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

- When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

- When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

- When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

- When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.

- When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.


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