User:Raistlin

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Raistlin is a louche warrior-poet extraordinaire with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking drug addict, flamboyant tactician, brilliant diplomat, and a patient and extravagant host of homosexual orgies, also known as perfect matchup bangs. He uses an exquisite collection of cashmere scarves and a slightly open mouth to cultivate an air of highly sophisticated sensuality. His aura of refined elitism has charmed a large circle of friends and acquaintances from all walks of life and sexual orientations. He prides in his comfortable life of polished aimlessness and when he is not reciting Milton, Keats, Eliot and Plath poems, he fancies taking naked showers with his fan-boys. He is extremely allergic to mediocrity, idiocy and hairy genitals and prefers to put on blinders whenever he goes out.

Known Nicknames: Raistgam, Da Man, Raisin, Turk, Robot, Fluffer, Level 22 Warlord, Teh Boss, Walking Encyclopedia, Evil Mastermind, Raistfag

Favourite Catchwords: "Weak!" "Useless!" "What a faggot!" "So pro!"