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Dari is everyone's favourite, (not really because he's from Canada), wannabe Asian banana. When he's not spending time at karaoke bars trying to pick up Asian chicks with his heart-wrenching rendition of "My heart will go on", he's out camping in the good ol' Canadian woods with his friends eating and taking multiple photos of hotdogs...(Yes... hotdogs is an euphemism in this instance). Known for his kena messenger and secretary skills he's become the Monica Lewinsky of DN's HC and performs the same tasks dutifully picking up all the ''paperwork'' that everyone else just cbf'd doing. Fondly called Dari by all his friends it soon becomes crystal clear why the gaaz (sounded phonetically) is politely left off.
 
Dari is everyone's favourite, (not really because he's from Canada), wannabe Asian banana. When he's not spending time at karaoke bars trying to pick up Asian chicks with his heart-wrenching rendition of "My heart will go on", he's out camping in the good ol' Canadian woods with his friends eating and taking multiple photos of hotdogs...(Yes... hotdogs is an euphemism in this instance). Known for his kena messenger and secretary skills he's become the Monica Lewinsky of DN's HC and performs the same tasks dutifully picking up all the ''paperwork'' that everyone else just cbf'd doing. Fondly called Dari by all his friends it soon becomes crystal clear why the gaaz (sounded phonetically) is politely left off.
  
 
If you don't believe this true and faithful account of Dari included are testimonials imported directly from his Friendster account. It's Friendster and not MySpace because everyone knows Friendster is for Asians, MySpace is for the rest of the world's population;
 
  
  

Revision as of 05:04, 8 April 2007

< Imported directly from Darigaaz's Friendster account >

Note: It's Friendster and not MySpace because everyone knows Friendster is for Asians, MySpace is for the rest of the world's population.


More About Darigaaz

Dari is everyone's favourite, (not really because he's from Canada), wannabe Asian banana. When he's not spending time at karaoke bars trying to pick up Asian chicks with his heart-wrenching rendition of "My heart will go on", he's out camping in the good ol' Canadian woods with his friends eating and taking multiple photos of hotdogs...(Yes... hotdogs is an euphemism in this instance). Known for his kena messenger and secretary skills he's become the Monica Lewinsky of DN's HC and performs the same tasks dutifully picking up all the paperwork that everyone else just cbf'd doing. Fondly called Dari by all his friends it soon becomes crystal clear why the gaaz (sounded phonetically) is politely left off.


Testimonials from Dari's Friends

Ech Posted 6/1/2007

Thinks he's a first grade cock sucker.

VR Posted 9/3/2007

Tiny wang, even for Asian standards.