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| − | Uri: Dude, that fzoul is a sheep shagging faggot. | + | Uri: Dude, that fzoul is a sheep shagging faggot.<br> |
Saddam: PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO FZOUL!!!! | Saddam: PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO FZOUL!!!! | ||
*Candyman cries and cries and cries... | *Candyman cries and cries and cries... | ||
Revision as of 23:53, 2 April 2006
Long before the Swedish, Finnish or even the Viking culture had developed, the Scandinavian Peninsula was populated by the Saemieh, or the Lapps. The Lapps have a hereditary matriarchal monarchy, but once every 200 years, a male member of the Royal Family of Lappland, the Kuksugers, is crowned queen. This hermaphroditic ruler is known throughout the land as the Fzoul. In order to keep his breasts at their proper perkiness, and his vagina lubricated, he may only have sexual relations with the male ovis aries, better known as the domesticated sheep. It is said that the current Fzoul weighs 400 kgs and maintains a diet of dugong and whale blubber. It goes without saying that he is gay.
Uri: Dude, that fzoul is a sheep shagging faggot.
Saddam: PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO FZOUL!!!!
- Candyman cries and cries and cries...
